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A survey quietly commissioned by the leadership of the Progressive Liberal Party, in the wake of a disappointing loss at the polls on May 2, 2007, reveals that 57 percent of respondents cited former Prime Minister Perry Christie’s perceived ‘weak leadership’ as the reason they decided not to vote PLP, The Nassau Guardian can reveal exclusively.

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We have come to a time when starring in a reality show no longer means you have exhausted all other options – that you, the star, might represent a reasonably well-functioning, otherwise successful human being rather than the sort of train wreck that the form initially seemed to favor.

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We have come to a time when starring in a reality show no longer means you have exhausted all other options. The star might represent a reasonably well-functioning, otherwise successful human being, rather than the sort of train wreck that the form initially seemed to favor and from whose cluelessness viewers drew dark enjoyment.

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So you know how you were driving to work this morning, and some idiot in the left lane of I-95 was going 40 mph because he was yammering into a cellphone, and you got really angry?

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Seeing Chris Rock live is a bit like listening to Howard Stern on the radio, writes Marsha Lederman

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Rush Limbaugh: “He’s basically a skirt-chaser, folks. He’s a gigolo. Well, there aren’t too many of these companies that have little heiresses running around that are single, have 500 million that some guy can marry into.”

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IN TOMORROW’S PAPER:

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Joseph Voight is only 12 years old, but he knows more about Alzheimer’s disease than many people. Joseph’s Grandma Dixie and a great-grandmother — both of Humboldt County — suffered from Alzheimer’s disease, the most common form of

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BLATHER: 1) Every time I do a show, I die a little bit, but no s–t is worth doing unless you’re willing to die for it.” Madonna (in Guy Oseary’s upcoming book) is willing to die for her art — mediocre pop music. And so she should.

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